Nightfall's Nest: West Wing

Notes: Set immediately after 'Youkai Genjo Sanzo,' but you don't need to have seen it.

Hera's Stepchildren
by Nightfall

The spa they were pulling into when Goku woke up screaming had a movie theatre, so Hakkai took him to see a badly-dubbed Disney movie--and, to no one's surprise, came out afterwards complaining animatedly about hydras and badly-maintained stables and Hellenic customs.

"And that nonsense," he said severely, "about two loving divine parents and a malicious potion--Herakles was a demigod. Hera was jealous, and wanted him dead--one wonders if he was named after her to appease her, but it didn't work. In fact, she--"

He stopped.

It was then, they agreed later, baffled, that he started handing Gojyo his clothes inside-out.

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Info on Heraklesfor those staring at the punchline in confusion.