Chapter 1: Much Ado About Coffee
In which Lina is terribly, terribly bored, and
Zelgadis's curses are a matter of course.

Chapter 2: Hard Day's Night
In which the Slayers are introduced to the notion
of 'consequences,' Gourry's phalangeal integrity is
perserved at the cost of his friend's displeasure,
Her Naïvetè makes a vile suggestion, Sylphiel's
adulation is unswerving primarily in its intensity,
Sairaag is endangered by Lina's embarrassment,
and Zel assumes that his subconscious is trying
to tell him something.

Chapter 3: Weeding Hope at Pompeii
In which it is proven both that the
absence of a thing may be more terrifying
than the thing itself and that swords are
no match for shameless dramatics.

Chapter 4: Damn the H/C; Full Speed Ahead!
In which Zel fails to be sensitive and is
dismissive of an opportunity many fangirls
would gladly give their eyeteeth for.

Chapter 5: Someday My Fruit Will Come
In which Sleeping Beauty is wakened by True Love's
Embrace and turns into a crabapple. Or not.

Chapter 6: Gratitude and Guardening
In which Xellos discovers something worse than
the Life Is Wonderful song, Lina is a know-it-all,
and Sylphiel may or may not be edible.

Chapter 7: Biology, Hyperbole, and Sairaag Lac-Luc
In which Xellos picks several fights and someone is mean, MEAN,MEAN!

Chapter 8: Illusions Take No Morphine
Which demonstrates that screaming and fingernails
are unnecessary componants of catfights, and in which
Zelgadis begins to become aware of the flaws in his
understanding of power.

TBC