Disclaimer: If I owned Slayers, I'd teach Filia some manners.
Notes:
Lies, Damn Lies, and Politics
by Nightfall
"It's like the third day of your period,"
he answered promptly, and ducked Lina's
enraged slipper. "No, really! It's like
that when you were human once. There's no
pain, but you aren't in a great mood, either.
You're constantly restless and cranky. Your
magic's limited; humans are so versatile! You
don't bleed much, but you're still low on iron
and glucose, so you crave flesh and simple sugars
in nearly any combination. See? It's a great analogy!"
He suffered through Sylphiel's PMS tea for
months, but the benevolence from his master's
mistress for keeping her sister human was worth it.
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